Face Off

GUY: I saw you yesterday, at the mall,
You were sitting by yourself,
Right beside the candies’ shelf.

My heart wondered,
Never, should a pretty girl like you,
Be roaming alone, in someplace new.

So I came here today,
To give you my hand,
Never again will you be alone, in any land.


GIRL: I was leading a wonderful life,
Till you saw me yesterday,
May I add, your voice is like a donkey’s bray?!

The mall is a safe place,
If only it weren’t for you,
The right place for you is a cage in the zoo.

I don’t need your hand or any part of you,
I love my life,
Please don’t bring me any strife!

GUY: You have an attitude, and I like that,
You will need someone to give you gifts and take you around,

GIRL: Gifts? And from you?
Oh my! I’d rather drown!

GUY: I am the earth
And you are the sky,
They have to meet, you cannot deny!


GIRL: The earth is below and the sky is right above,
At the horizon they meet, that’s the gist,
But my dear friend, horizons don’t exist!

GUY: I’l be your friend,
You can confide in me,
Its good for you, don’t you see?

GIRL: I’v insulted you,
You refuse to relent, I don’t know why,
So I’l take your leave, bye bye!